Gambler
2005.09.22 06:19:00 | За грамматику и пунктуацию я ответственности не несу.
'Could you please tell me what time is it now?'
'It's September 21st.'
'Can you be more specific?'
'It's September 21st, year 2005.'
'But I asked you for time!'
'I'm the one of the l33t phil0s0ph3rZ, and I'm telling you that date _is_ time.'
'I mean, I asked you to tell me what hour is it now.'
'No you did not. You asked for time, and I told you the time.'
'But...'
'Who gave you the right to decide what's time and what's not?'
'But I...'
'You aren't very smart, are you?'
'But I meant...'
'Nobody gives a damn about what you meant. Just because you think date is not time, does not mean date is not time.'
'Well, when people ask what time is it now, they usually want to know hours and minutes.'
'You have just committed Argumentum ad populum logical fallacy. Go get an education, you moron.'
'But...'
'Nazi, hitler, Goodwin's law! This conversation should be immediately abandoned, because I don't like it. After all, it's just another pointless discussion of the nature of time. Those people never learn, do they?'
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